Me flirting: did you know the mating rituals of the tailless whip scorpion are incredibly gentle, involving the male caressing the female and holding her hand?
“This truly is the Devil’s answer Carved from the tongue of this romancer This truly is the Devil’s answer That all his children use to kiss“ - Eros et Thanatos, comme d’hab.
‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’
with other eight year olds
I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…
But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.
dude i bet they fucken FOUGHT for the privilege of putting that hat on that dragon
